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Numbers Don't Lie: 71 Things You Need to Know About the World by Vaclav Smil
BATB score: 1.7/10 š Best to: it was 71 things that doesn't really matter and that were just quick thought FYI. ie. that the tallest people are Dutch, that chicken is the most economical poultry, that Tokyo is the biggest megacity with 37.5 million population, that Italians are drinking less wine and more beer, or that the happiest country is Finland. Best for: I bet Vaclav Smil is one brilliant mind to deserve the respect of Bill Gates; but this book was not one of his resp


Crushing It! How Great Entrepreneurs Build Their Business and Influence - and How You Can, Too by Gary Vaynerchuk
BATB score: 1/10 š« You either love Gary Vaynerchuk or hate him completely - swipe left Best to: the book is dead, it was written in 2018 on social media management techniques and it died a tragic death immediately after in 2018; it's like that annoying uncle who believes he cracked the social media algorithm and calls himself an influencer - urgh it's so bad. BATB lingering thought: there is actually one thing that I agree with the book; the importance of having a strong and


Small Pleasure by Clare Chambers
BATB score: 1/10 Itās a bad mystery book about a āVirgin Mary birthā, a bad rom-com about 40s love, a bad and slow novel in general. Urgh meh. Best to: the book tried to link to two real life incidents -1955 virgin mother and 1957 Lewisham train crash; or were you trying to be a really bad historical book? Best as: nothing really, oh the book cover was of a nice design - wait a minute, the title has nothing to do with the book! Best for: nobody, just skip it Best quote: āNeve


Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson
BATB score: 1/10 šŖ š©ø š āEveryone In My Family Has Killed Someoneā and I will be that Someone who will kill Benjamin Stevenson for all the time Iāve wasted trying to give this book a chance; I can not read another page more Best as: if you canāt captivate the readers within the first 100 pages of your book, I donāt think itās a good book Best to: burn it; in all due respect, trying to read this book can actually make you hate reading as a hobby Best for: no one - just look


The Happiness Hypothesis: Ten Ways to Find Happiness and Meaning in Life by Jonathan Haidt
BATB score: 1/10 š Best to: I donāt want to read another page of this book. I can not read any more. BATB death page 45/243 š“āā ļø Best as: Happiness = Happiness Set Point (Meditation, Cognitive Therapy, Prozac) + Living Conditions (External Forces 70K USD/Year) + Voluntary Activities (Progress Principle [something to strive for], Immediate Feedback, Connection to Others); thank you Jeffrey Marr for the cartoon summary of this book - true life saver š Best for: go to the boo


Be Useful: Seven Tools for Life by Arnold Schwarzenegger
BATB score: 1/10 𤬠omg shut up Best to: mister invincible, mister go fight win, just go away Best for: this work hard play harder mentality is so yesterday BATB linger thought: this book would be exponentially better if Arnold Schwarzenegger talk truthfully about his affair, his failures as Governor of California, his whatever! just with more sincerity and humility; Arnold and David Goggins can be friends Best as: the bookās narration sounds like that annoying uncle at famil


This Will Only Hurt a Little by Busy Philipps
BATB score: 1/10 š the book title has nothing to do with anything in the book Best as: Busy Philipps diary written for Busy Philipps; no tangible key takeaway just an FYI recollection of things that happened from teen pregnancy, to actress auditioning, to instagram stories, to Trump - this book does not change lives Best for: Busy Philipps and nobody else Best to: what did you want your readers to takeaway from this book, could have been a really good start before writing th


Frequently Asked Questions About the Universe by Jorge Cham and Daniel Whiteson
*disastrous books that have been wasting my time* BATB score: 1/10 š” Best burn: well, if you are just going to discuss the frequently asked questions without actually answering them, please go away. Best to: keep the conversation in podcast format, unlike book readers, podcast listeners are more forgiving Best as: the book cover is cute š¦ š¦ Best for: nobody, not intellectual stimulating, a waste of money and time


Flawless: Lessons in Looks and Culture from the K-Beauty Capital by Elise Hu
*disastrous books that have been wasting my time* BATB score: 1/10 š¤ Best burn: if you assign a high school student to write a book on K-beauty (who, what, when, where, why, how, thoughts), you will get this book. Meet expectations. Best as: if you want to know what is botox Best to: know that Elise Hu, the author, is not the lady on the book cover Best for: nobody, not intellectual stimulating, a waste of money, a waste of time


Things I Should Have Said by Jamie Lynn Spears
BATB score: 1/10 š¤ *reader discretion advised* just because you are someone sorta famous doesnāt mean your life is worthy of a book Best as: book title āThings I Should Have Saidā excuse me, correction! āThings Not Worth Saying At Allā clickbait max Best for: Jamie Lynn Spears, you wrote this book for yourself Best to: child tv star, teenage pregnancy, high school sweetheart break-up, new husband, young motherhood, daughter drowning accident, sister rivalry, back to work; fi


My Next Breath by Jeremy Renner
BATB score: 1/10 š¤ Best to: Hawkeye, you are an actor and not an author; writing is not a good career path for you; your writing style is annoying Best as: just watch the 60-seconds tiktok video on Jeremy Rennerās snowplow incident; yes, he almost died, yes, he is okay now, yes, he is grateful Best for: you mentioned on page 1 that you didnāt want to write this book, yeah, you shouldnāt BATB lingering thought: aiyah, another celebrity writing a book to squeeze out some passi


The Idaho Four: An American Tragedy by James Patterson and Vicky Ward
BATB score: 1/10 š a complete waste of money and time Best as: the minute by minute recollection of the murder of four University of Idaho students back in November 2022 Best for: unnecessary to read unless you are super invested or related to this particular murder some way some how Best to: aiyah, author James Patterson, you published this book just in time for Bryan Kohberger sentencing July 23 2025 - verdict was four consecutive life sentences without parole; aiyah, you
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