Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies by Caitlin Doughty

BATB score: 6/10 🐈‍⬛

Best as: a mortician answers every death related questions asked by innocent children

Best to: hilarious but educational like will I shit my pants when I die

Best for: well, don’t you want to know whether you will shit your pants when you die?

BATB lingering thought: yes, you will shit your pants when you die and yes, morticians are cool with it; though they may put a pampers on / butt plug in you to make sure your funeral is decent